Blackadder, Molly and others in “Unfinished Business”

Baldrick, this is Molly, a dear friend of mine.

I'm not dear. I'm very reasonable, actually, Baldrick. Most girls would charge an extra sixpence for all the 'orrid things he wants-

Yes, yes, alright. Baldrick, this is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute. Molly, this is Baldrick, a pointless peasant. Now may I get some sleep?

Baldrick

What about this priest?

Tell him to take his sacred backside out of here, and that if he comes begging again, I shall report him to the Bishop of Bath and Wells, who drowns babies during Christenings and then eats them in the vestry afterwards.

Baldrick

Very good, my lord.

[flirty] Bye, Baldrick.

Baldrick

[bashful] Buh-bye, Molly.

[to Baldrick] For God's sake, get out! [to Molly] Well, you're the one, aren't you? When you should be whispering sweet conversational nothings like "Goodness, something twice the size of the Royal Barge has just hoved into view between the sheets", you don't say a word. But enter the Creature from the Black Latrine, and you won't stop jabbering.

He treated me like a human being.

Look, if I had wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther!