I've got the body, my lord, and I see you've got the head.
Yes, but it's not going to work, Percy. No one's going to believe we've just cut it off. It's gone green! We're doomed.
Doomed! [looks at the head] Wait a moment, that's not Farrow.
Isn't it?
No, that's Ponsonby!
My god, Ponsonby! [kisses the head] That genius Baldrick has killed the wrong bloke! We're saved!
Saved!
Farrow is alive and we're saved!
Hooray!
And when the Queen gets back from seeing Ponsonby, we'll...OH GOD! [runs off towards the dungeon]
WE'RE DOOMED! [runs off after Edmund]
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