Blackadder and Percy in “Unfinished Business”

Now. I want to run a fast, efficient operation and I intend to do as little work as possible. My deputy Percy here will explain.

Percy

[gets on a box] Good afternoon, staff. My name is Lord Percy. If you play fair by me, you'll find me a considerable employer. But if you cross me, by Jove-!

Just tell them the plan, duckface.