Blackadder and Ploppy in “Unfinished Business”

And you are?

Gaoler, sir! My Lord.

Very good! And your name is?

Ploppy, sir.

Ploppy?

That's right, sir.

Ploppy...the gaoler.

That's right, sir! Ploppy, son of Ploppy.

Ploppy, son of Ploppy the gaoler.

Arr no, sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be gaoler. My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the Slopper. It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.

Yes you are to be congratulated, Ploppy. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace and yet you are without doubt, Ploppy, the most repulsive individual I've had the pleasure of meeting. I'd shake your hand but I fear it would come off.

There's no many bosses that'd be that considerate, sir.