“You'll make a lovely bridesmaid, Baldrick. It's a...” – Kate

You'll make a lovely bridesmaid, Baldrick. It's a pity I don't have any girl chums, because we were so poor growing up, we couldn't afford friends.

It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that your maid of honour should be a man.

Baldrick

Thank you, my lord.

Well, I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense. For as we all know, God made man in His own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you, Baldrick.

Ignore old Mister Grumpy. There you are, Balders. [kisses him on the cheek] You look sweet as a little pie.

Kate, he looks like what he is, a dungball in a dress.