Baldrick and Blackadder in “Unfinished Business”

Baldrick

I've got nowhere to go, my lord.

Oh, surely you'll be allowed to starve to death in one of the royal parks?

Baldrick

I've been in your service since I was two-and-a-half, my lord.

Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you.

Baldrick

Couldn't I just stay here and do the same job but for no wages?

Well, you know where you'd have to live.

Baldrick

In the gutter.

Yes. And you'd have to work a bit harder, too.

Baldrick

Of course.