[We cut to hallway outside the throne room where Edmund's mother, Queen Gertrude, is talking with Countess Celia]
You must be so looking forward to the king's return, Your Majesty.
No.
"No", milady? But think, he will come to your chamber and make mad, passionate love to you!
Yes, I wish he wouldn't do that. Very difficult to sleep with that kind of thing going on. Being used all night long like the outside of a sausage roll.
Still, there's the Saint Leonard's Day celebrations to look forward to. The jesters, the jugglers...
The great brown ox, steaming and smoldering all night long.
Oh yes, the feast!
Sorry? No, I was thinking of something else.
I do hope they've got the Morris dancers. I love them!
Yes. I like the eunuchs.
Oh yes, the eunuchs! I wish I owned one.
I wish I'd married one.
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