Kimmy and Judith Keyworth in “Unfinished Business”

Your studio, Keyworth Pictures, has the most incredible back catalogue. Noir thrillers, wartime romances, caper comedies - an unrivalled collection of heritage media.

By heritage, you mean old.

I mean, uh, vintage. You have a great reputation.

Fifty years ago, yes. Look, I know you're trying to blow smoke up my arse, but let's be real. My stages are empty. We're up to our knockers in debt. I was in Cannes last week, trying to sell our library to some streamers, and they were NFI.

NFI? As in "Non-Fungible"...?

"Not Fucking Interested". The Keyworth brand is not what it was. We're going under, and everybody knows it.

Well, I believe with your prestige content--

Please don't call it "content". Makes me heave.