Gaynor, Mike and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh yeah, that's a commercial message.

Jesus Christ...

As in an... an advertisement?

It's something that we are trialing as a part of the evolution of our service. You must be in one of our test cells, let me just check and see--

So you're running ads through me? You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking Tourette's?

Okay, not all the customers appreciate the messages--

Ads! Those are ads!

Yes--

Not messages, ads!

They are designed to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in. So they will stand out less in a conversation, they will be less intrusive--

That makes them worse!

What's your next trick? You gonna make my asshole whistle jingles?!

No, that's not part of our development.

Can we opt out of this shit?!

Of course you can. Yeah, all you need to do--

Is upgrade to Rivermind Plus.

That is right, Amanda. Upgrade.

We can't afford that. You people are sick.