[Upon learning that his hostage, Jaden Tommins, is merely an intern at Smithereen]
MODERN FUCKING COMPANIES! EVERYONE LOOKS SO FUCKING YOUNG! How is anybody looking in supposed to have a sense of the... fucking hierarchy?! Jesus Christ! Half of you cunts coming out of that building are dressed like fucking gap year students! I mean, what...?! FUCK! Children! The whole Smithereen building is a box full of fucking children getting their fingers everywhere! [makes beeps and mimics wiping a phone] Wiping your shit, your fucking app shit up everybody's phone! Everywhere you look, people are hooked on the things! It's like... it's like chain-smoking! Did you make a lot of cash out of that, did you?! And you lot are hooked on them as well! Every single person that comes out of that building is like... [mimics using phone again] People don't even look up anymore! The sky could turn fucking purple and you cunts wouldn't notice for a month! You didn't look up, and look where that got you! Sitting in the back like that! [after a moment's silence] An intern! WHY DIDN'T YOU DRESS LIKE A FUCKING INTERN?! JESUS!
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