[While realizing that without their eye implants, they can both speak without fear of being rated]
The fuck are you looking at?
Just what I was wondering.
Well... don't!
Don't? Don't wonder?
Uh-huh!
It'd be a dull world without wondering.
I don't give a shit about your world!
I don't like your brassiere.
I don't like your moustache.
I don't like your aura.
My aura?
Yeah.
I don't like your... head. Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.
Really?
You look like an alcoholic former weatherman.
You sound like a lost little lamb that just got told there's no Santa Claus!
What sort of cartoon character did your mom have to fuck to brew you up in the womb?
At least I look like I was born, not shit out by some... tormented cow creature in an underground lab!
You got tossed out of that lab.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, flushed out!
Ooooh!
[starting to laugh] In the trash! Your face is a fucking...
"Fucking"...?
A fucking... biological car crash that'd make Picasso screw up his eyes and say, "Well, that just don't make sense!"
[laughing] You're a fucking asshole!
Fuck you!
Fuck you next Wednesday!
Fuck you for Christmas!
Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu!
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