I am sorry, Sir.
S1 E1His Butler, Able
Fine then. About the portrait in the hallway.
Yes?
Take it down.
I am Ciel Phantomhive. Son of Vincent. And I am head of the house now.
Consider it done, my Lord.
Now. How exactly (points at a dead garden) did this (points at the broken dishes) happen (points at a burned kitchen)?
I thought things would go faster if I used extra strength weed killer on the garden.
I was trying to reach the tea set we use for guests, but I tripped and the cabinet fell.
There was a lot of meat to be cooked for dinner, and it was going to take a long time, so uh I used my flamethrower.
OH WE'RE SO SORRY WE DIDN'T MEAN TO!!
Sebastian (thinks): Our guest will arrive just after six. (looks at pocket watch) At most we have two hours left. Not enough time to replace the tea set, or find premium meats. What should I do? (says) Calm down, all of you. Perhaps you should try taking a page out of Tanaka's book and start behaving like.. (looks at Tanaka) Everyone, listen closely and do exactly as I say. Understand? We must be quick about this. *picks up Tanaka's tea cup* We might save this night yet.
*gasp* How impressive.
Hello. Welcome, Sir.
This is called a stone garden. It is a traditional feature in Japan.
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