Finny quotes from Black Butler

Finny

Right! We have to stop relying on Sebastian for everything.

Finny

I thought things would go faster if I used extra strength weed killer on the garden.

Finny

Who woulda thought a dozen bags of gravel could turn into an amazing garden?

Finny

Ooh, that's serious.

Finny

That's odd. Was that our guest I heard just now?

Sebastian

Think carefully. Should you reject the faith, even as once the gates of paradise will forever be out of your reach.

Ciel

Do you think, one who was among the faithful, would ever go so far to summon someone like you?

Sebastian

*evil chuckle* I'll ask but once more. Do you wish to form a contract with me?

Ciel

I do. Now stop asking these tedious questions and let me know if we have a deal.

Sebastian

Master, it is time for you to wake up. For breakfast today, we have a lightly poached salmon accompanied by a delicate mint salad. I can also offer toast, scones, or pan decompania. Which dish would you care for this morning?

Ciel

A scone.

Sebastian

Today, you have a meeting with Mr. Hughes, the authority on the history of the Roman Empire. And this evening, Mr. Domiano of the Poseidon company will be paying you a visit.

Ciel

Oh. Is that the man I have in charge of the stuffed animals in my factory in India?

Sebastian

Yes. I'm told he's Italian. We will of course, offer him all the hospitality the estate can provide.

Ciel

I know this smell. Is this tea Earl Grey?

Sebastian

Yes. From Jackson's of Pickinilly. I shall wait for you at dining table, Master.

Sebastian

Well throw, my Lord. Even so, let's save the games for later.

Ciel

Yes. I suppose your right Sebastian.

Finny

Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oooowww! What was that for Master? What did I do?

Ciel

Nothing. I don't need to justify my actions.

Finny

(gasp)

Sebastian

There you are. (to Finny) Have you finished weeding the courtyard, Finny?

Finny

Uh..

Sebastian

Mey Rin, have you washed all the bedding?

Mey Rin

Oh. Um...Well...

Sebastian

Bardroy, should you be preparing for tonight's dinner?

Bardroy

Heh..

Sebastian

Tanaka... well I suppose you're alright as you are.

Lets get to it!

OH WE'RE SO SORRY WE DIDN'T MEAN TO!!

Right!

Ciel

Again?

Oh, it's just you. The fuss had me curious. Really, now! You can't go drenched when it's this cold out. You'll catch a death of cold! But there's no need to worry anymore. I'll never leave your side again. I've come home.

Ciel

This can't be real!

The-There are...two young masters?!

"It can't be real?" But it is real. I'm here.

Finny

I knew it! I knew something wasn't right when he came home! That's not the young master! He's an imposter!

Heh. An imposter? What an odd thing to say. The head of the Phantomhive household, Lord Ciel Phantomhive, is I.