Ciel quotes from Black Butler

Ciel

What is this? It smells terribly weak.

Ciel

Italian?

Ciel

No. It is not. I don't like it at all.

Ciel

Good. We must show him every available hospitality. The Phantomhive family is known for its courtesy.

Sebastian

Think carefully. Should you reject the faith, even as once the gates of paradise will forever be out of your reach.

Ciel

Do you think, one who was among the faithful, would ever go so far to summon someone like you?

Sebastian

*evil chuckle* I'll ask but once more. Do you wish to form a contract with me?

Ciel

I do. Now stop asking these tedious questions and let me know if we have a deal.

Sebastian

Master, it is time for you to wake up. For breakfast today, we have a lightly poached salmon accompanied by a delicate mint salad. I can also offer toast, scones, or pan decompania. Which dish would you care for this morning?

Ciel

A scone.

Sebastian

Today, you have a meeting with Mr. Hughes, the authority on the history of the Roman Empire. And this evening, Mr. Domiano of the Poseidon company will be paying you a visit.

Ciel

Oh. Is that the man I have in charge of the stuffed animals in my factory in India?

Sebastian

Yes. I'm told he's Italian. We will of course, offer him all the hospitality the estate can provide.

Ciel

I know this smell. Is this tea Earl Grey?

Sebastian

Yes. From Jackson's of Pickinilly. I shall wait for you at dining table, Master.

Sebastian

Well throw, my Lord. Even so, let's save the games for later.

Ciel

Yes. I suppose your right Sebastian.

Finny

Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oooowww! What was that for Master? What did I do?

Ciel

Nothing. I don't need to justify my actions.

Finny

(gasp)

Sebastian

There you are. (to Finny) Have you finished weeding the courtyard, Finny?

Finny

Uh..

Sebastian

Mey Rin, have you washed all the bedding?

Mey Rin

Oh. Um...Well...

Sebastian

Bardroy, should you be preparing for tonight's dinner?

Bardroy

Heh..

Sebastian

Tanaka... well I suppose you're alright as you are.

Bloody hell, this wire is done for.

Mey-Rin

Oh. Not the rats again

This is getting ridiculous. I mean I heard they'd been plagued in London lately, but I never expected them to be such a problem this far out the city

[Squeaks]

Scream.

Now I've got you.

Scream

Looks like it got away

What are you laughing for? Are you trying to kill us too you idiot

Looks there's another one.

That's it.

Quite the commotion going on out there. It seems you are experiencing a rat problem as well.

Speaking of which how long will you let the vermin run wild? Filthy monsters. Someone really ought to take care of them. Don't you think?

And someone will. He's just waiting for the opportune moment

Indeed. He prefers to settle things with one blow. Will you pass on this turn too?

Ciel

I'll pass. It's my policy not to shoot if I know that I'll miss.

That's all very well but when will you handle the problem?

Ciel

Any time you like. The rats will soon come looking for their forbidden cheese and I hold the key to the store house...Even so locating the nest and eliminating the vermin promises to be a tedious task. You should concentrate on preparing me a suitable reward

You're a vulture.

Ciel

Sir Randall! I'd be careful how you smear my family name.

Ha! You're in trouble now Randall. What next Lord Phantomhive?

Ciel

It's time to put an end to this worthless game. Don't you think? How soon can you secure the payment?

Ciel

Then I'll send a carriage for you later. When can even prepare some light entertainment for you. Does that sound good?

You pass your turn twice and now you are after them all in one go?

Ciel

Naturally.

Careful your greed will undo you

Ciel

Am I undone?

Ciel

Again?

Oh, it's just you. The fuss had me curious. Really, now! You can't go drenched when it's this cold out. You'll catch a death of cold! But there's no need to worry anymore. I'll never leave your side again. I've come home.

Ciel

This can't be real!

The-There are...two young masters?!

"It can't be real?" But it is real. I'm here.

Finny

I knew it! I knew something wasn't right when he came home! That's not the young master! He's an imposter!

Heh. An imposter? What an odd thing to say. The head of the Phantomhive household, Lord Ciel Phantomhive, is I.