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S1 E7Split

You two were, uh...? I mean, worked together a long time?

No, just the once. Seemed like we had everything in common. Should've been my first clue. If something seems too easy, it probably is.

So, what, you're saying complicated's good?

I'm saying it's not necessarily bad. So, you and the D.A. working a new case together, yet?

No, no, not for a while. But it's just as well, really, um, there were issues.

Mm. Reese, is she something to you?

Yeah, yeah. She was a really bad blind date.

Why can't working with you ever be simple?

There's nothing simple about... whatever it is we're doing.

You know, it's only complicated because you make it that way. I mean, if you followed the rules like everyone else...

Then bad guys would get away. Crimes would happen that could have been prevented. And innocent people would get hurt. Is that what you want?

Our jobs are supposed to be so easy. Find the bad guys, kick the crap out of them, feel good and go home.

Just because something looks simple doesn't mean it is. And nothing worth having in this life is easy.

S1 E8Lady Shiva

SLady Shiva

Why can't you do it? I would've killed you all!

I know, Shiva... Sandy. That's the difference between us.

BBatgirl

You can't hide from me, Shiva.

SLady Shiva

Not here, Batgirl.

BBatgirl

You don't get to choose where I take you down.

SLady Shiva

I won't lose. Not to you, not to anyone.

BBatgirl

Someone's gotta lose, Shiva.

SLady Shiva

Ladies first.

I'm not the hero I once was, Alfred.

Oh, thank goodness. Batgirl was strong but impetuous. You've grown into a thoughtful, beautiful woman with the capacity to care more for others than you do for yourself. Now, if that's not a hero, I don't know what is.

How is it you always know just the right thing to say?

Years of practice, my dear. Years of practice. Dinner will be ready shortly.

S1 E9Nature of the Beast

MPMisha Petrov

He was never a very punctual man.

LLieutenant

Are you sure he's coming? He's got a lot of people after him. Might be afraid to come out of his rabbit hole.

MPMisha Petrov

He'll come. From what I hear, there's very little danger of him being recognized by the police. He looks different now.

LLieutenant

How different?

MPMisha Petrov

Very different.

You were right, you know, back at the hotel. Before the famous knife incident. I would have done the same thing if I was facing my mother's killer. And could throw cutlery with my mind. But I don't know if I could have done what you did. You turned around and protected him. That's impressive. Your mom would have been proud.

So, uh, does this mean I get to keep my comm sets?

Hell, I'm getting used to the snoring.

I don't snore.

I recorded it.

Whatever. You're just jealous because my comm set looks better on me.

Ha, please.

Ha, everyone says so. Except for maybe your boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend.

Mm-hm.

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