Karl Mixworthy quotes from Big Shots

Karl

It took an affair with a lunatic to get me to appreciate my wife.

Karl

Look, I know it sounds crazy but it’s taken my mistress to help me remember how great my wife is. And now that I have, I won’t let anything spoil it.

Karl

How can things be worse than listening to my ex-mistress have sex with a guy who I thought was gay?

Karl

The truth, so crazy it just may work.

We are so lucky we have each other. Marla has no one.

Karl

Unless you count her multiple personalities.

Karl

Are you really serious about this? You want Marla to carry our baby.

You’d rather our child be carried by someone we don’t know?

Karl

No… but I’d rather it not be carried by someone with the emotional stability of Britney Spears.

Duncan

How can sex ever end badly?

Karl

Maybe not for you, but believe me, I found a way.

Please tell me you're locking the door.

Karl

I...I...I can't work under these conditions. How am I supposed to make a baby with my wife popping in and out of the room?