[Saul, calling from prison, tries to recruit Bill Oakley into being his advisory counsel]
William Oakley & Associates. "Trust experience, trust Oakley." Bill Oakley speaking.
"Trust experience, trust Oakley." I like that. It's catchy. You know who this is, right?
[Bill drops his folders when he recognizes Saul's voice]
[pause] Saul?
You got it, buddy.
[stuttering] Wh–Wh–What are you, uh... What–What are you–Uh, what are you doing? You know I'm gonna have to report this call.
Whoa! Calm down, Junior. The cops know all about the call. They're probably listening in. The fact is, I'm standing in the middle of a police station as we speak.
So they finally caught you.
Listen, this is your lucky day. I am talking to Saul Goodman's new advisory counsel.
What?
Keep up, Bill. You hit the jackpot.
Advisory counsel?
This puts you on the map, amigo. Here's what you're gonna do: You're gonna grab a flight to Omaha, Nebraska, ASAP. There's nothing direct, so you're gonna have to connect through Houston.
What?! Who's paying for this?
Listen, you hear that?
Hear what?
Bang, bang! That's opportunity knocking. Get off your ass and answer the door. Okay, on your way to the airport, I need you to make some calls—
Wait, wait, hold on! Even supposing, hypothetically, I'd be willing to take this on—
"Willing"?! Bill, this is a career-maker! Get real, you're doing this!
The DA has a warehouse of evidence against you. I can't even begin to imagine what the Feds are sitting on! No matter who your lawyer is, you are screwed. So I've gotta ask... Where do you see this ending?
[brief pause] Where do I see it ending? Um... With me on top. Like always.
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