I have some business news.
[pause] You're a friend of the cartel? Is that it?
Not exactly. Maybe.
You got him bail?
Some evidence fell into my lap. I was kinda obligated to use it, you know, for my client.
When you said you couldn't do it, I knew you'd find a way.
There's a...complication. Remember that time you had a PD case with the kid whose parents kicked him out because he got caught with a joint?
Yeah.
And you had to drive all the way out to the uncle's house–I think it was in Moriarty–to pick up the bail? Well...
Wait. So, you're saying you're gonna pick up Salamanca's bail?
Yeah. Only it's a little further than Moriarty and a little bit more money.
How much?
Seven.
Seven thousand?
Million.
Seven million?!
Yeah.
You're going to pick up seven million dollars of cartel money?
I know what you're thinking, but it's safe. Completely. I'm just a quick drive down by the border...
The border?!
...and I'll drive back.
Jimmy, you are an attorney, not a bagman! There's no amount of money that is worth this! Can't his people do it?!
He trusts me. I'm his attorney, that's it. You're making a bigger deal out of this than you need to.
What?!
I will pick it up in the morning, I will be done, and I'll be home before you will!
Okay. Then I'm going with you.
They're only expecting me. You know, one guy. I mean, that's kinda the whole point, you know? Security through obscurity.
Jimmy, this is insane! I don't even–
No, listen! It's just little old me and my little old Suzuki Esteem. And there has never been more than fifty bucks in an Esteem in the history of Esteems, so no one's gonna look at me twice.
You sound like you're talking yourself into this.
I will be okay. [pause] I swear. If I smell even the faintest whiff of anything wrong, I'll be outta there like a shot.
[pause] I don't like this. I don't want you to do it!
[beat; hugs Kim] Kim, I swear, okay? I'll be fine.
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