[As Howard is having lunch with Cliff Main, two prostitutes hired by Jimmy walk up to his table]
I hear S&C are following the playbook?
Erin and the gang already had to jump on redrafting the complaint, but then another box of receipts was suddenly "discovered". What are you hearing from Kylie?
[notices the hookers] ...Uh, can I help you?
Howie. You know.
I, uh...No, I don't know.
Oh, don't try to play us like that, Howie!
Uh, this is--[to Cliff] I don't know them. Ladies, I don't know you. This is some sort of mistake--
Yeah, we made a mistake alright! Joe-Dog ain't happy. You owe us.
O-owe you?
Yeah. Owe.
You can't take a ride on the Carnival Cruise and only pay for a tugboat, you know what I'm saying?
I can leave if you need--
No, no. Look, I don't know any Joe-Dog or Tugboat, so we can end this right now--
We ain't leaving without our cash money!
I don't know you, and owe no money to you. That's it.
[gasps] Don't touch her!
[The other hooker screams. Cut to Jimmy outside watching the altercation from his car]
"No, Cliff, these are not my hookers, they're somebody else's." "Howard, are you sure they're not your hookers? They seem to be." "No, no, Cliff, my hookers were taller than these." [chuckles] Oh God, I'm good.
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