[During one of his phone sales, Jimmy is approached by a man who he deduces is an undercover cop]
What can I do you for?
[holds up business card] This you? Saul Goodman?
Uh... That's right, officer.
[chuckles] You wanna know where I got it? Off a drug dealer who got sprung today, 'cause he was using a drop phone that you sold him.
Huh.
Doesn't it bother you that you're peddling to a bunch of low-lifes who use these things to sell drugs?
What my customers do with the phones after they leave my possession, that's their business.
Let me ask you a favor, alright? Get your van out of here, park in front of a grocery store in Corrales—you know, some place nice—and... and sell there. You know, I'm sure there's a lot of... lot of soccer moms who could use some phones.
I don't know. I think my customer base is right here.
Get some new customers.
I don't feel the need to. See, I got a permit, and I'm collecting sales tax. And this is a legitimate business, right? So, anyone who wants to buy a phone from me is free to do so!
I'm asking nicely, okay?
Yeah, and I respectfully decline.
[pause] You're gonna go this way, huh?
There it is. What's it gonna be? What, is it gonna be littering or rolling through a stop sign? Hey, how about you plant something something in my glove compartment!
You know what, pal? Just take it easy, okay?
Well, maybe this is why people need privacy! Maybe this is why they need my phones! Maybe you're the problem!
Okay, so as long as you make a buck, the whole world can just go in the crapper?
Yeah!
[Huell is walking down the street with headphones on and sees Jimmy arguing with the officer]
[sees Huell walk up to them menacingly] No! No, no, no, no, no! Stop! He's a cop!
[Huell whacks the officer in the back of the head with a grocery bag. Jimmy gestures for him to take off the headphones.]
He's a cop.
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