[Jimmy manages to lure the teenagers who robbed him the previous night into his trap. He finds them gagged and hung upside down in a piñata store.]
Didn't know I had friends, did ya? So, what's it gonna be? Fast or slow? It's gonna hurt like a bitch either way. [one of the teenagers starts whimpering] What was that? Slow? Let me... [pulls duct tape off]
We're sorry, man, alright?! We're sorry!
[Two men in ski masks smash piñatas with baseball bats while slowly walking toward Jimmy and the teenagers]
Yeah, you are. Very much so.
We're gonna leave you alone, okay? We—We won't mess with you anymore.
Easy to say now, but what about tomorrow?
I—I swear, man. I swear I'll do anything you want me to.
Cross your heart and hope to die?
Yes! Yes, man!
[quietly] You mean it?
Yes. [another piñata gets knocked down] Yes! Look, after this, you'll never have to see us again. [the other two teenagers quickly nod in agreement]
And you will spread the word that I'm off limits?
Yes! Yes, yes! We'll tell everyone! We'll say, "Don't—Don't mess with the cell phone guy."
[pause] Alright, we're done. [to the masked men] We're done!
[The men continue smashing piñatas]
I think they get it. Seriously, guys, we're—we're done. Okay, we're good, alright? [the men walk right behind the teenagers with their bats] That's enough. [another piñata goes down] I appreciate the enthusiasm, but... he got the message.
That's right! Listen to what he says! Listen to what he says, I got the message!
Alright, you know what? If it's that important to you, go ahead.
No, no, no, no! No! No, please! [Jimmy turns him around so he faces one of the masked men] No, no, please. No! No, no, no! Please, no!
[One of the men gets ready to hit him, but stops short of his face and pushes him with the bat before handing it to Jimmy. Both men take off their ski masks and are revealed to be Huell and Man Mountain.]
You get one warning... and that was it. [drops bat and walks away]
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