[Kim and Jimmy, drinking at a bar, spot a mark for Viktor and Giselle]
We are here to meet a celebrity who's donating to my charity.
Kevin Costner. I will go stand in that corner, you point me out—You're meeting Kevin Costner.
What? You don't look like Kevin Costner.
Uh, I look exactly like Kevin Costner. People are always coming up to me, saying they loved me in Bull Durham.
No, not once.
[Jimmy suddenly notices a blowhard abusing a waiter]
That guy. How de we get him?
What do you think? The—the trick with the coin you told me about, or the counterfeit bill?
No. That guy's a real asshole. He needs to go down hard. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna sell him a worthless credit card for $5000. Here's what you do: Make eye contact with him. It's all it'll take for him to think you're interested. I'll act good and drunk, and he'll... think I'm a loser and try to steal you away. He will persist. Tell him you can't leave me, not yet. Let him know you're trying to roll me. He'll want in. He'll help you ply me with booze. Now, you take my wallet, you lift the card... following this?
...We're not actually doing this, right? We're just talking.
...Yeah. Just talking. [beat] What?
It's... nothing.
It's not nothing, what?
I keep thinking... was there another way?
"Another way"? Chuck? Is that what you're talking about? Kim, he had us in a corner, okay? We did what we had to do.
But Rebecca—
Everything that happened was his own fault. Everything. You put him in the rearview mirror. He is not worth thinking about. Done.
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