[In a flashback, Jimmy has dinner with Chuck and his then sister-in-law, Rebecca. He pipes up after an awkward silence]
Alright, what's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside. Ha!
Heh... lawyer jokes.
I've only been in the mailroom a week and I've heard maybe a hundred! It all comes from a place of affection.
Sure. Of course.
What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
Very clever.
Never heard that one.
And believe me, I have nothing but the utmost respect for your profession. I mean, it's a pillar of— oh, why do they bury lawyers under twenty feet of dirt? Because deep down, they're really good people. [Chuck gets uncomfortable] What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? Your Honor. What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
[amused] Oh, no.
The tick falls off when you're dead! [Rebecca laughs] Bam! Love that one. You like that? [to Chuck] Just joking. I want you to know how seriously I take my job. I—Grateful for the–oh! How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Classic setup here. Three: one to climb the ladder, one to shake it and one to sue the ladder company. [he and Rebecca laugh]
Comedy gold.
I'm here all night!
More! Go, go.
Okay, okay, okay-
[gets up] Dessert, anyone? We have a homemade blueberry crumble with vanilla ice cream.
Yeah, blueberry crumble, sounds terrific. I love a fruit based—
Wait, I think I have one!
Oh, bring it on.
Yeah, yeah. What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Um, three million—No, wait. One in three million have...
[in unison with Rebecca] ...A chance of becoming a human being!
[Both laugh as Chuck awkwardly leaves. Later, he and Rebecca are lying in bed]
Well, that went well.
Sure. Thanks again.
I don't know what you were worried about, Jimmy's great.
Yeah. No, he's... yeah.
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