Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back.
What?
It's been great, and I appreciate your hospitality, but a week's gonna have to do it. I gotta go home.
I already called in sick! [pause] Come on, man. This is home. You hate it out there. What d'you gotta go back to?
My clients.
Your clients? What, are you like a gigolo, or something?
Marco... I'm a lawyer.
What?
Honest to God. I do elder law, which is like, wills and estates-
So you're ripping off old people?
No, I'm not ripping off old people. I'm not ripping off anybody.
Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer? [laughs] No wonder you wanna go back! I mean, you got to be king of the desert, driving around town in a white Caddy making bank!
I'm not making bank. I'm making a living, more or less.
A living? All due respect–you're a lawyer and you're not making bank, you're doing it wrong.
Well, I'm building something. Takes time!
You're gonna build somethin', build it out here. I mean, lawyers in Chicago make plenty, I assure you.
I don't know what to tell ya, Marco. Chuck's in Albuquerque.
Again, all due respect, Chuck's a stuck-up douchebag. I hate to break it to ya, but he doesn't even like you.
...He's my brother.
...Okay. I get it. Family, you gotta go back. But... [pulls out a watch from a drawer] remember this?
The Rolex thing. Whatever happened to the guy who used to sell us those?
Jin Kang? He got deported, this is the last one. I say we go for it.
No.
Aw, come on! Last time we did, what, 600? The hot streak we're on, I bet we'd break a grand, easy!
I could lend you some cash-
I don't need the money, Jimmy. I need this. Come on, you say you're happy doing wills or whatever? Good for you, man, seriously! I gotta tell ya, standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man. I got nothing, Jimmy. Give me this.
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