Now, where were we? Would you like some more tea?
No, no thank you. I'm—I'm fine. Now, the shepherd boy Hummel, that's gonna go to your nephew Clarence?
As long as he finishes college. If he drops out, it goes to my niece, Raylene, but then Raylene doesn't get the girl—
The girl with the geese, I know. Then that would go to your cousin Helen, so long as she never remarries Frederick?
Exactly.
Yeah.
And no matter what, I want the towheaded twins to go to Reverend Lawrence's grandson.
Um, don't you mean Reverend Haines? 'Cause Reverend Lawrence's grandson is going to get the, uh, lute-playing angel because he was in the choir.
Very sharp, Mr. McGill... and here I thought all lawyers were idiots.
Hah, no, only half of us are idiots. The other half are crooks!
[both laugh] Aren't you a spicy one!
Well...
If I were 40 years younger, I'd have you buy me a piña colada.
Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR, I'll bring a blender and some pineapple.
I knew I'd like you when I saw how you saved that poor man on the television. Moxie is in such short supply these days.
Yeah, well, I pride myself on my moxie. Now, I hate to do this, but I do need to bring up my payment. Um, and I'm sorry, but I can't accept S&H Green Stamps, heh. Now, my fee is $140.
A hundred and forty?
I'll gladly accept seventy today and seventy when I come back with the completed documents-
[Mrs. Strauss immediately pulls out the $140]
Shall we continue, Mr. McGill?
Yes. Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss!
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