[The Kettlemans offers Jimmy a bribe to avoid talking about their embezzled money]
Please, just don't tell anyone about the money.
I can't take a bribe.
Who would know?
We won't tell anyone.
Yeah, take it.
I can't take it.
Please? Didn't you say that you wanted to help us?
Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? Take it. Take it.
I c—I can't take a bribe... but you know what? I can take a retainer.
A retainer?
Yeah, for my services... as your lawyer?
You're not our lawyer.
Well, not yet. Look, I know HHM is shiny and it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers, and compared to them I'm like a kiddie lemonade stand trying to compete with Walmart, but here's the thing: what are you gonna get from me that you're not gonna get from those other guys? Passion. Commitment. Ask yourself this: who found you? I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here. If you're with me, you're my number one client—morning, noon or night. You call me, I'm there. I would be singularly devoted to you.
[The Kettlemans shake their heads]
Wh- Why not?
I'm sorry. You're just...
Just what?
You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire.
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