Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10

Gwen Tennyson

I thought you turned Mr. Bug into a snow cone.

Ben Tennyson

He must have thawed out. [still can't activate Omnitrix] Oh, man, we're on our own. Any ideas how to get rid of them?

Gwen Tennyson

Ugh, not unless you got a six-foot candy bar to tempt them with.

Ben Tennyson

Nope, but I have the next best thing. [Clancy grabs Grandpa Max] Come and get it! [is holding Grandpa Max's cold medicine; all the insects flock to it]

What's happening? Stop!

Ben Tennyson

[tosses jar out the window] Fetch!

Gwen Tennyson

Good. That guy was really starting to bug me.

Grandpa Max

I'm calling the police. I'll be right back.

Gwen Tennyson

[sneezes] Oh, no.

Ben Tennyson

Hey, what do you know? Everything really did work out after all.

Warning. Hull breach. Power surge.

Grandpa Max

Claws off my grandson, Vilgax!

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa?

Vilgax

Tennyson. [Grandpa Max hits Vilgax with an energy blast]

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa? [about Vilgax] You know this guy?

Grandpa Max

It's a long story.

XLR8

Hey

Diamondhead

What's going-

[roars]

Grandpa Max

The power surge must have affected the watch.

Gwen Tennyson

Look out!

Grandpa Max

And then, kablamo, no more Vilgax. Or so I thought, until today.

Ben Tennyson

Whoa, you were a hero?

Grandpa Max

I was just a guy doing a job.

Gwen Tennyson

Excuse me, but exactly what was that job?

Grandpa Max

We called ourselves the Plumbers. Officially, we didn't exist. We dealt with the problems no-one else could. Extraterrestrial, extrasensory, extraordinary.

Ben Tennyson

So all this time I've been going hero, I've really been following in your footsteps. I'm a Plumber in training!

Kids, order anything off the room service.

Ben Tennyson

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

Gwen Tennyson

Something's going on that Grandpa's not telling us about. Come on!

Ben Tennyson

And pass up free room service? No way! I'm stayin' here!

Gwen Tennyson

[cleverly] Nah, you're right. It's probably just some secret Plumber's mission. Better if we just stay out of it.

Grandpa Max

We're running out of time.

Ben Tennyson

And aliens. I went everybody.

Gwen Tennyson

Not exactly everybody.

Ben Tennyson

No way! I am not turning into that ball-thing again. Plus, I don't even know if I could.

Gwen Tennyson

Don't try and Earth turns into a giant cesspool!

Ben Tennyson

I hate it when you're right!

Gwen Tennyson

Are you demented? Going alien just to get a stupid video game?!

Ben Tennyson

What are you talking about?

Gwen Tennyson

You going Four Arm freaky in front of that store. That's what I'm talking about!

Grandpa Max

Now I'm sure he has a good explanation. Don't you, Ben?

Ben Tennyson

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.

Gwen Tennyson

[sarcastically] Oh, sure! Just like you never put an empty milk bottle back in the refrigerator, or you never leave the shower all gunked up, or you never, EVER leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night! You never do anything wrong, do you?

Ben Tennyson

[smugly] No, I don't. Sounds about right.

Gwen Tennyson

[Talking to Heatblast] Yo, hothead! Back off the fireworks before somebody gets really hurt! Now if you take responsibility on the wacko stuff you have be doing, I'm sure we could help you!

Ben Tennyson

[appearing behind her] Gwen!

Gwen Tennyson

Not now, dweeb! Can't you see I got to deal with- [realizes Heatblast is not Ben] BEN?! S-So who are you?

Heatblast

Me? I'm a hottie. Can't you tell? [tosses a fireball at her]

Diamondhead

Now do you believe me? You and Grandpa get everyone else out of here!

Grandpa Max

Ben, I got you from Madison Elementary School today, just two hours ago.

Ben Tennyson

No way! Two weeks ago we were on Mount Rushmore kicking Vilgax's butt.

Ben Tennyson

Whoa, Grandpa, are you okay?

Grandpa Max

Yeah. Yeah, uh, just dodged a skunk on the road.

Whoa! I'm on fire, but I don't feel like it.

Ben Tennyson

'Cause you're Heatblast! You control fire. Fire balls, fire breath.

That sounds fun.

Ben Tennyson

Careful. You could start a forest fire.

Pfft. Only an idiot would set the forest on fire. Now out of way!

Ben, this isn't funny!

Ben Tennyson

[laughs] To who?

[while crowd boos him] Boos? No one boos Technorg! Technorg is champion!

Ben Tennyson

[to Kevin] Let's get some distance between us and him while he's distracted. [starts to run, but Kevin trips him]

Kevin 11

You're not the boss of me, pukebag!

Ben Tennyson

Hey! If we're gonna stay alive, we have to work together!

Kevin 11

Why would I want to work with you? You're useless! I'll take care of this guy myself.

Gwen Tennyson

Ben, that's a work of art, you know, not your personal butt rest. You're going to get us kicked out of the museum.

Ben Tennyson

I don't have that kind of luck.

Gwen Tennyson

One afternoon of culture won't kill you.

Ben Tennyson

Unless it bores me to death. [eats a piece of chocolate]

Gwen Tennyson

Hey, can I have a piece of that?

Ben Tennyson

Sorry. Chocolate's for super heroes only.

Gwen Tennyson

More like super jerks only.

Grandpa Max

The Mask of Ah Puch is the guide to the sword of Ekchuah. A Plumber's searched for it for decades without any luck.

Ben Tennyson

Ekchuah? What kind of alien is that?

Grandpa Max

Not alien. Mayan. Echtua was the Mayan god of war. His sword was rumored to have leveled cities with just one swipe.

Ben Tennyson

Ha! Sounds like just the kind o' thing the world's most powerful ten-year-old boy should have.

Grandpa Max

This is no toy, Benjamin. Whoever controls the sword controls the destiny of Mankind, and I will not let it fall into the wrong hands.

Gwen Tennyson

[researching her new gemstone] It looks like it's one of the Charms of Bezel.

Ben Tennyson

But you destroyed all those in that cemetery fighting that Hex creep.

Gwen Tennyson

I thought I did, but this is the legendary lost Keystone. It's rumored to increase ten times the powers and the skills of the one who possess it.

Grandpa Max

Well, the legend seems to be fact, not fiction.

Ben Tennyson

You are so lucky!

Gwen Tennyson

It's not luck, it's magic.

For my first trick, I vill need a volunteer.

Ben Tennyson

[appearing onstage with startling suddenness] Ben Tennyson, at your service!

Grandpa Max

[seated in the audience, quietly asks] What's he up to?

[putting Ben in a box] Ein boy goes in, but vhat comes out vill amaze.

Ben Tennyson

[grinning as the lid is lowered] They won't be the only ones.

[waving his hands over the box] Abra, Kadabra...