Ben Tennyson and Kevin Levin in “Pier Pressure”

Great. My hair looks stupid, my shirt is wrinkled, and I have a zit the size of Kansas.

Yeah? That's one big zit alright.

Ah! How did you get in here?!

The usual way. Incidentally, you may wanna fix that hole I punched in your back door before your mother sees it.

You couldn't knock?

I sorta did.

Has anyone told you you're a strange and dangerous person?

Constantly...but enough about me. Gwen says that you need a favor.

Uh, yeah. See, I wanna go to the pier tonight with Julie.

I bet you do.

And, since I don't have a car,

Or a license.

Or a license. I was wondering if you could give us a ride.

OK.

No jokes, no insults, no blackmail?

Nope.

Wow, thanks. Wait. you're gonna wait til we're in the car and you're gonna make my life miserable, aren't you?

[Smiles, then slams door] Knobs broken.