Ben 10: Alien Force quotes

Ben Tennyson

[after the Naljian Destructor destroys Mr. Smoothy's; dismayed] Oh, man!

Kevin Levin

They are totally gonna stop letting us hang out here.

Octagon Vreedle

We don't want it anymore, so it's your problem now.

Naljian Destructor

[fires up and destroys the Vreedle Brothers' ship as it takes off] It's your problem now. [shapeshifts into a fusion of Humungousaur, Spidermonkey and Swampfire] This isn't good.

Ben

I really do say that a lot don't I?

Kevin

Yeah. Getting old.

Gwen

Guys, can we stay on task?

Ben

Okay, This looks like a job for Humungousaur! (Turns into Lodestar instead)

Lodestar

Or Lodestar. He's good too.

Lodestar

Who are you?

Kevin Levin

Whoever she is, she needs to get out of the way. That thing's a dangerous weapon. It needs breaking.

Gwen Tennyson

It's been nothing but trouble.

Trouble? That's impossible. But then you are remarkably unintelligent.

Oh. You should really be more careful. This toy is clearly marked "Not for children under three million years old."

Kevin Levin

I would never let a kid of mine play with something like that.

Ben Tennyson

[imitating the robot with an empty can] Run away! [Gwen and Kevin gasp and turn around] Gotcha!

Gwen Tennyson

Hurry up! We're losing our light!

Ben Tennyson

We're not losing the light; it's eight in the morning! The beach is open all day.

Gwen Tennyson

You're right. Get a move on, Kevin!!

Kevin Levin

(drives the car out of the garage) Geez, I'm coming! I'm like, five minutes late. What's the big deal?

Gwen Tennyson

I'll tell you what the big deal is: I've been trying to go to the beach for a month, and every time we're about to leave, something happens. Monster on the loose, alien invasion.

Ben Tennyson

Sometimes it rains.

Gwen Tennyson

Well, not this time. This time... (Zaw-Veenull appears) Just forget I said anything.

Gwen Tennyson

(about Argit) Not to mention that, every time we run into him, we almost get killed.

Kevin Levin

Are you saying you don't like my friends?

Gwen Tennyson

No! I'm saying he's NOT your friend!

Gwen Tennyson

[about Argit] He's a conman, who would sell his own mother for lunch money.

Kevin Levin

I happen to know he got top dollar for his mom.

Kevin Levin

This whole trip is like one of those dreams, where everyone you know is in it, and they all wanna hurt you!

Gwen Tennyson

I don't have dreams like that.

Kevin Levin

Oh. Uh, me neither!

Gwen Tennyson

But we saw you two go up in an explosion.

Octagon Vreedle

Yeah, that sort of thing occurs on a fairly regular basis. We're what you might call "clones."

Rhomboid Vreedle

[Sees Rath] Is that an Appoplexian?

Octagon Vreedle

Yep, and they're even dumber and meaner than we are!

Rath

[After Octagon blows up his plate of food] LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', OCTAGON VREEDLE!!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!!! A MAN'S FOOD IS HIS CASTLE!!!

Octagon Vreedle

[confused] I believe what you've done there is mixing what-ya-might-call-it,... methaphors!

Greetings, Earthlings. This is commander Sang-Froid.

You're an Incursion.

Yeah, I am. Now, as you know, we Incursions love war. Can't get enough of this stuff. Its what we live for.

Gwen Tennyson

Aha... And your point is...?

This peace-mission your on,... we're against it. So prepare to be boarded, then killed. Nothing personal.

Rath

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', INCURSION COMMANDER SANG-FROID!!! RATH HAS A BETTER IDEA!!! I'M COMING OVER!!! [Walks to the airlock]

Gwen Tennyson

You're gonna need a Space Suit!

Rath

Whatever!

Rath

OKAY, INCURSION COMMANDER SANG-FROID!!! I BEAT UP EVERYBODY ON THE SHIP FOR YOU!!! WE CAN FIGHT, OR YOU CAN GO!!!

Ribbit.

Rath

Taydenite?!

Gwen Tennyson

Told you he wouldn't like it.

Kevin Levin

(gets lifted up by Rath) What's the big deal?

Rath

The big deal?! The big deal is...uhhh...uhhhh...(puts Kevin down) You tell him.

Gwen Tennyson

Because, every time you mention Taydenite, Vulkanus shows up and tries to kill us.

Rath

What she said!

Kevin Levin

Come on...you're exaggerating.

Vulkanus

(appears out of a cave) Hey! What are you doing here?! (army of aliens come out behind him) Doesn't matter... Kill them!

Vulkanus

Hang on... Is that you, Ben Tennyson?!

Rath

Yeah. So?

Vulkanus

So what happened, did you set the Omnitrix to UGLY? (laughs) Set the Omnitrix to ugly...! (laughs at his joke more; his minions start to do the same)

Rath

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', VULKANUS!!!

Kevin Levin

(steps forward before Rath can attack) Whoa, big guy! Let me handle this.

Gwen Tennyson

You?

Kevin Levin

Yeah, me. You think Ben's the only one who can do a negotiation?

Gwen Tennyson

Well, not at the moment.

Kevin

(turns to Vulkanus) Vulkanus, you've made a lot of money off me. Do we have to be enemies?

Vulkanus

Pretty much, yeah.

Kevin Levin

Even if I'm willing to pay for what I need (pulls out a small gold cube), say 10 times the golden rate.

Vulkanus

I like the way you're thinking! (leans forward) But considering that you're in my territory, and there's no way for you to escape, the number seems...low.

Rath

(to Vulkanus) C’mon, that’s a great deal! Considering every time we run up against you, WE KICK YOUR BUTT!!

Vulkanus

What... did you say?!

Rath

I should have said "SPANK your butt", since you’re just a (yells at Vulkanus) LITTLE BABY IN THAT BIG, MECHANICAL SUIT!!!

Kevin Levin

Er, Ben, I got this one.

Rath

I’m gonna call you BABYMAN, Babyman!

Vulkanus

You're not getting ANY Taydenite from me! In fact, you FORGET about getting off this planet!