But seriously, like don't. Like don't... don't give him special looks, and get all emotional and whatnot. Don't Sally it up.
S1A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Me Killing You
What does that even mean!
[to Josh] So how was your night?
[squints eyes and nods] This is a conversation to be had over kale
[All three chuckle]
[to Aidan] How was your night, I mean...I mean, god, congrats you're free.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
I think I wanna learn krav maga
I actually can’t believe you don’t already know that.
Do you want to come? You can audit, pick up some skills… fight ghost crime
I like it… I like it
Since I am here, um, no more waiting. I'm going to do something with my time, you know. I mean, maybe I got closure with Danny, but I never got closure with my family... or friends.
[to Sally] So you're just going to haunt them, basically.
[Sally nods] Basically. Yeah.
Mhmm
That’s what it sounds like.
And we’re all going to be supernatural, krav maga, crime fighters
[door bells rings]
[to Aidan] Did you order a stripper?
Ah, actually, since our last party was so rudely interrupted, I thought it might be fun to watch you eat pizza.
[all three chuckle again]
S2Turn This Mother Out
[narrating] "Freedom" is just a pretty way of saying that you've gone off the grid. For better or for worse, you're out of options. But we call it "freedom", we write songs about it, you probably crank them in your car, and never thought about it much. Some people think it's exhilarating not having your future mapped out. Others start to drown in all that nothing. Maybe you'll enjoy for a moment the purity of doing what you want, when you want. Beer for breakfast, sex in the afternoon. But obligations sneak up. Duty, moral code. Some of us are wired to put ourselves back into cages. Freedom is just that moment of calm before the dread sets in. Because no matter what you freed yourself from, you only get so far down the open road, car windows down, music blasting, before you are forced to take a turn, make a choice, and sentence yourself to the next adventure.
Look, Josh, Mother's coming to meet with me.
Oh, so that is happening? Because it's just, it's been weeks since we heard anything, and I was just thinking maybe she was on a cruise in, like, Alaska. It's really nice this time of year.
When you live forever, a few weeks is nothing. Look, when Mother gets here, she will give the proper order and that's that, and not even the council can go against her word. It's all good.
If there could be a lot less "Mother will determine the proper blah, blah, blah" and, and, and floating broken coffee mugs when Nora comes down here, that would be awesome.
Okay, come on. I mean, she knows I'm here. She saw Aidan not die. She saw you wolf out. You know, in the words of Don Aidan, it's all good.
No, it's not.
S2Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
I had no idea you were so beautiful.
You can see me? Oh my, God, Nora! I've been wanting to talk to you for so long. How can you see me? You're not dead, are you?
I'm a wolf.
Why are there ghosts in there punching each other in the balls?
DDylan
That's why his name is Boner. It requires heavy maintenance.
He's a ghost. He can't...
SStevie
Yeah, it's like a phantom limb. He can mind-whack it.
S2All Out of Blood
Okay, when do we get to meet her or when does Josh get to meet her and I get to stand there and judge her silently?
Okay, I don't know if we're at that point yet.
Ah, so what point are you at? You're at a point.
We hang out, we enjoy each others company and then we go back to our lives. It's easy, it's casual, and above all else, it's normal, and that is exactly what I need right now.
When you say "enjoying each others company," is that code for "tapping that ass," yes, to be clear?
You are a classy lady.
Whoa! I can hear somebody having sex. And they are really going to town!
Yeah, well, you don't need super hearing for that one.
Oh, my! Is that Aidan?
Yeah.
Nurse ghost? How cute. Your shift's over, sweetie.
ZZoe
I'm not dead yet. Now go. No unauthorized ghosts in the nursery.
You're not dead and you're talking to me? You can see me? How can you see me?
ZZoe
Second sight, 6th sense. It's a gift. It's a curse. It's crazy stuff.
S2Dream Reaper
I'm a werewolf and he's a vampire and that's how we can see ghosts.
It's like we're different countries on the same continent.
And - and if I'm not far away from here in an hour or so, you will be in mortal danger.
ZZoe
Mortal danger. Right.
Yeah, this isn't a joke.
ZZoe
So - so you're going to turn into a wolf and have me for dinner.
Okay, listen very carefully. He's telling the truth.
ZZoe
Oh, of course. Of course it's the truth. You got to be the cool vampire. Everybody wants to be the cool vampire.
You got it!
We're not making this up! I'm not making this up!
[Aidan shows Zoe his fangs]
ZZoe
[gasps] Holy crap! You're monsters.
Thank you.
It smells like a slaughterhouse up in your room, Aidan! None of those doors are gonna last more than five seconds. The wolf's gonna smell the blood and go nuts and then he's gonna smell Zoe and go even more nuts! He's gonna run through this place like it was made of cardboard!
If you ever get in my face again, I...
What? You'll kill me, huh? You'll kill Zoe? You're gone, man. You started feeding live! You murdered those two girls, those two human beings under our roof! This sacred place! Does it stop, Aidan? When does it stop? I feel like I'm the only one trying anymore, like I'm dangling off the cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them!
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