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“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Me Killing You” quotes from Being Human (US)

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“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Me Killing You” · Season 1

In this episode: Josh (5), Sally (3), Aidan (2)

[narrating] This shouldn’t have worked for so many reasons. But for a little while, for this excellent moment in time, it did work, didn’t it? And I felt human, alive. But you were right. A secret breaks things down. It's like bile; dark, corrosive. It's a long story, and most of it's unbelievable. But it's time you knew the truth... now that I have nothing left to lose. When I'm gone, I at least want you to know what I was. I want you to know who you are to me. Nothing else matters. Not anymore.

But seriously, like don't. Like don't... don't give him special looks, and get all emotional and whatnot. Don't Sally it up.

[to Josh] So how was your night?

[squints eyes and nods] This is a conversation to be had over kale

[All three chuckle]

[to Aidan] How was your night, I mean...I mean, god, congrats you're free.

Yeah, what are you going to do?

I think I wanna learn krav maga

I actually can’t believe you don’t already know that.

Do you want to come? You can audit, pick up some skills… fight ghost crime

I like it… I like it

Since I am here, um, no more waiting. I'm going to do something with my time, you know. I mean, maybe I got closure with Danny, but I never got closure with my family... or friends.

[to Sally] So you're just going to haunt them, basically.

[Sally nods] Basically. Yeah.

Mhmm

That’s what it sounds like.

And we’re all going to be supernatural, krav maga, crime fighters

[door bells rings]

[to Aidan] Did you order a stripper?

Ah, actually, since our last party was so rudely interrupted, I thought it might be fun to watch you eat pizza.

[all three chuckle again]

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