Aidan quotes from Being Human (US)

Aidan

[to Josh] So how was your night?

Josh

[squints eyes and nods] This is a conversation to be had over kale

Josh

[to Aidan] How was your night, I mean...I mean, god, congrats you're free.

Sally

Yeah, what are you going to do?

Aidan

I think I wanna learn krav maga

Sally

I actually can’t believe you don’t already know that.

Aidan

Do you want to come? You can audit, pick up some skills… fight ghost crime

Sally

I like it… I like it

Sally

Since I am here, um, no more waiting. I'm going to do something with my time, you know. I mean, maybe I got closure with Danny, but I never got closure with my family... or friends.

Josh

[to Sally] So you're just going to haunt them, basically.

Sally

[Sally nods] Basically. Yeah.

Aidan

Mhmm

Josh

That’s what it sounds like.

Sally

And we’re all going to be supernatural, krav maga, crime fighters

Josh

[to Aidan] Did you order a stripper?

Aidan

Ah, actually, since our last party was so rudely interrupted, I thought it might be fun to watch you eat pizza.

Aidan

Look, Josh, Mother's coming to meet with me.

Josh

Oh, so that is happening? Because it's just, it's been weeks since we heard anything, and I was just thinking maybe she was on a cruise in, like, Alaska. It's really nice this time of year.

Aidan

When you live forever, a few weeks is nothing. Look, when Mother gets here, she will give the proper order and that's that, and not even the council can go against her word. It's all good.

Josh

If there could be a lot less "Mother will determine the proper blah, blah, blah" and, and, and floating broken coffee mugs when Nora comes down here, that would be awesome.

Sally

Okay, come on. I mean, she knows I'm here. She saw Aidan not die. She saw you wolf out. You know, in the words of Don Aidan, it's all good.

Josh

No, it's not.

Sally

Okay, when do we get to meet her or when does Josh get to meet her and I get to stand there and judge her silently?

Aidan

Okay, I don't know if we're at that point yet.

Josh

Ah, so what point are you at? You're at a point.

Aidan

We hang out, we enjoy each others company and then we go back to our lives. It's easy, it's casual, and above all else, it's normal, and that is exactly what I need right now.

Sally

When you say "enjoying each others company," is that code for "tapping that ass," yes, to be clear?

Aidan

You are a classy lady.

Josh

I'm a werewolf and he's a vampire and that's how we can see ghosts.

Aidan

It's like we're different countries on the same continent.

Josh

And - and if I'm not far away from here in an hour or so, you will be in mortal danger.

Mortal danger. Right.

Josh

Yeah, this isn't a joke.

So - so you're going to turn into a wolf and have me for dinner.

Aidan

Okay, listen very carefully. He's telling the truth.

Oh, of course. Of course it's the truth. You got to be the cool vampire. Everybody wants to be the cool vampire.

Aidan

You got it!

Josh

We're not making this up! I'm not making this up!

[gasps] Holy crap! You're monsters.

Josh

Thank you.

Aidan

If you ever get in my face again, I...

Josh

What? You'll kill me, huh? You'll kill Zoe? You're gone, man. You started feeding live! You murdered those two girls, those two human beings under our roof! This sacred place! Does it stop, Aidan? When does it stop? I feel like I'm the only one trying anymore, like I'm dangling off the cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them!