I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it.
Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ.
They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!
They say 'practice makes pukey'!
Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!
Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree.
Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness.
That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!
Miss Shannon, can I be excused?
Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?
Romeo, don't step on my spiders!
I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!
Hello Mon Ami, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?
Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!
Sacre Bleu!
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