Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!
SANDWORM!
Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!
When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!
HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)
We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!
Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)
I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!
(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite.
Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh..
Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary
Ghostly haunting I turn loose.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
Deadly Vu!
Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?
(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!
Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?
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