Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?
“Scuzzo the Clown”
Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?
Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!
Food fight!
Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!
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