Gordon Gano: Dark voices are talking to me...
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, that guy says he hears dark voices in his head.
Beavis: Oh really? I hear voices too, but it's like, usually they're white guys. Sometimes it's, like, you know, a Chinese dude too, that talks to me. And a couple of Mexicans.
Butt-head: Really? What does the Chinese guy say?
Beavis: He says [high-pitched Chinese accent] "Pull down your pants. Spank your monkey."
Butt-head: And what does the white guy say?
Beavis: The same thing. But he talks just like me.

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