Beavis: What is that?
Butt-head: It's a hoe.
Beavis: Yeah, I know, but what's that thing she's dragging behind her? [Butt-head laughs] Why is that funny?
Butt-head: Because, Beavis, you thought when I said a hoe, that thought I was talking about the chick. But I was talking about the hoe.
Beavis: Okay, but why is that funny?
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis! Because, like, when a word means two things like that, it's pretty funny.
Beavis: I'll be damned. I didn't know that.
Butt-head: You know, it's like, choking your chicken could be, like, if you had a pet chicken, and you were choking it. [as in literally asphyxiating a chicken] Or it could mean, like, you're choking your chicken. [as in masturbation]
Beavis: [laughing] Oh yeah. That's funny! Choking your chicken, that's pretty funny. I get that one. Okay, I got one - masturbating! [laughs]
Butt-head: Uhh, that doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah it does! I do it all the time!
Butt-head: It's a hoe.
Beavis: Yeah, I know, but what's that thing she's dragging behind her? [Butt-head laughs] Why is that funny?
Butt-head: Because, Beavis, you thought when I said a hoe, that thought I was talking about the chick. But I was talking about the hoe.
Beavis: Okay, but why is that funny?
Butt-head: Dammit Beavis! Because, like, when a word means two things like that, it's pretty funny.
Beavis: I'll be damned. I didn't know that.
Butt-head: You know, it's like, choking your chicken could be, like, if you had a pet chicken, and you were choking it. [as in literally asphyxiating a chicken] Or it could mean, like, you're choking your chicken. [as in masturbation]
Beavis: [laughing] Oh yeah. That's funny! Choking your chicken, that's pretty funny. I get that one. Okay, I got one - masturbating! [laughs]
Butt-head: Uhh, that doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis: Yeah it does! I do it all the time!
Beavis : What is that?
Butt-head : It's a hoe.
Beavis : Yeah, I know, but what's that thing she's dragging behind her? [Butt-head laughs] Why is that funny?
Butt-head : Because, Beavis, you thought when I said a hoe, that thought I was talking about the chick. But I was talking about the hoe.
Beavis : Okay, but why is that funny?
Butt-head : Dammit Beavis! Because, like, when a word means two things like that, it's pretty funny.
Beavis : I'll be damned. I didn't know that.
Butt-head : You know, it's like, choking your chicken could be, like, if you had a pet chicken, and you were choking it. [as in literally asphyxiating a chicken] Or it could mean, like, you're choking your chicken. [as in masturbation]
Beavis : [laughing] Oh yeah. That's funny! Choking your chicken, that's pretty funny. I get that one. Okay, I got one - masturbating! [laughs]
Butt-head : Uhh, that doesn't work, Beavis.
Beavis : Yeah it does! I do it all the time!
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