Kurt Loder: This just in, our guest reporters Beavis and Butt-head are on the scene. What's happening down there guys? [dissolve to Beavis and Butt-head stuck behind a crowd]
Butt-head: Uhh, this sucks, Loder, we can't see anything.
Beavis: Wait a minute, you know, that's not true, Butt-head, we can see a lot of butts.
Butt-head: Uhh, oh yeah.
Kurt Loder: Hey, hey, don't just stand there, guys, interview somebody, will you?
Butt-head: Uhh, we could interview their butts. [laughs]
Beavis: Yeah! It'd be like, "Hello butt, what do you think of the parade so far?" and they'd be like [imitates fart noises] "Well, BBBBBRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!"
Butt-head: Uhh, shut up, Beavis. That isn't even funny. Uhh, besides, I wanna see, like, naked butts.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, really. You know Loder, the butts were a lot better at that porno place, and it was a lot warmer too.
Butt-head: Yeah, really. Hey Loder, here's a news report for you. I'm freezing my nutsack off.
Butt-head: Uhh, this sucks, Loder, we can't see anything.
Beavis: Wait a minute, you know, that's not true, Butt-head, we can see a lot of butts.
Butt-head: Uhh, oh yeah.
Kurt Loder: Hey, hey, don't just stand there, guys, interview somebody, will you?
Butt-head: Uhh, we could interview their butts. [laughs]
Beavis: Yeah! It'd be like, "Hello butt, what do you think of the parade so far?" and they'd be like [imitates fart noises] "Well, BBBBBRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!"
Butt-head: Uhh, shut up, Beavis. That isn't even funny. Uhh, besides, I wanna see, like, naked butts.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, really. You know Loder, the butts were a lot better at that porno place, and it was a lot warmer too.
Butt-head: Yeah, really. Hey Loder, here's a news report for you. I'm freezing my nutsack off.
Kurt Loder : This just in, our guest reporters Beavis and Butt-head are on the scene. What's happening down there guys? [dissolve to Beavis and Butt-head stuck behind a crowd]
Butt-head : Uhh, this sucks, Loder, we can't see anything.
Beavis : Wait a minute, you know, that's not true, Butt-head, we can see a lot of butts.
Butt-head : Uhh, oh yeah.
Kurt Loder : Hey, hey, don't just stand there, guys, interview somebody, will you?
Butt-head : Uhh, we could interview their butts. [laughs]
Beavis : Yeah! It'd be like, "Hello butt, what do you think of the parade so far?" and they'd be like [imitates fart noises] "Well, BBBBBRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!"
Butt-head : Uhh, shut up, Beavis. That isn't even funny. Uhh, besides, I wanna see, like, naked butts.
Beavis : Yeah yeah, really. You know Loder, the butts were a lot better at that porno place, and it was a lot warmer too.
Butt-head : Yeah, really. Hey Loder, here's a news report for you. I'm freezing my nutsack off.
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