Dr. Leibowitz: Let's try to see exactly what the problem is. Now, I'm going to run some tests to gauge your ability to become aroused.
Butt-head: Cool.
Dr. Leibowitz: Now, I'm going to show you some photographs. When you begin to feel aroused, just raise your hand. Now...[he sees that Beavis and Butt-head have already raised their hands]
Beavis: Um, are these pictures of the chicks we're gonna get to score with?
Dr. Leibowitz: Well, yes, if you find that helps, that would be an excellent way to think of them.
Butt-head: Cool. Bring 'em on.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. [mock-Arabic accent] Which lucky girls will be fit to join my harem?
Dr. Leibowitz: Uh, okay. Here's the first image. [holds up a photo of a model in lingerie]
Butt-head: [both raise their hands] Yes! I'll take her!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, me too. [turns to Butt-head] I saw her first, dillhole!
Dr. Leibowitz: Hmm. Let's go on. [holds up another photo]
Butt-head: Whoa! [raises his hand]
Beavis: Wha-ha! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!!
Dr. Leibowitz: Interesting. Beavis, why didn't you raise your hand this time? Didn't you find the image exciting?
Butt-head: [looks at Beavis] Uhh, Beavis' hands are busy, sir.

  »   More Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head
  »   Back to the TV Quotes Database