Doctor, I need your help, but it's illegal, dangerous, and a violation of your oath as an officer.
You're a lousy salesman.
S2 E4Resistance
Didn't see any shiny silver out there. I think we're dealing with the human variety.
HHelo
Hope so. They're not as tough as mechanicals.
Yeah, they do bleed good, though. You gotta like that.
Love is a strange and wonderful thing chief -- you be happy you experienced it all -- even if it was with a machine.
S2 E5The Farm
She was a Cylon, a machine. Is that what Boomer was, a machine? A thing?
That's what she turned out to be.
She was more than that to us. She was more than that to me. She was a vital, living person aboard my ship for almost two years. She couldn't have been just a machine. Could you love a machine?
[Cylons discussing the surgical testing they are performing on Starbuck.]
NFNumber Four/Simon
: ...pending lab test results on [sample for] ovaries, complete removal will proceed tomorrow. They've lab tested positive and subject will be removed to processing facility for final disposition.
Is that regret I hear in your voice, Simon?
NFNumber Four/Simon
If it is, it certainly is none of your concern.
Did you love her Chief?
I thought I did.
Well, when you think you love somebody, you love them. That's what love is. Thoughts…
S2 E6Home, Part 1
[Apollo's talking to Starbuck]
Hmm. It must have been hard, being back on Caprica. Being home. Probably saw some tough things back there. Anyway, tomorrow this whole thing is gonna end, one way or another. We find the tomb or we don't. We find a way to earth or we don't. I just want you to know, Kara, that I am your friend. I love you. If there is anything you wanna talk about, anything you wanna get off your chest then... I am here for you. [Starbuck starts throwing a ball towards the wall once more]
Anyway... whenever you wanna talk, just let me know. [walks away]
What was that middle part again?
Hm? What do you mean?
Did you say you love me?
[laughs] Well... ahm...
Lee Adama loves me.
No, all I meant was-
No seriously! Very sweet. You love me! [Apollo walks away] No, you love me. You can't take it back. There are no take backs.
You're dreaming it Kara.
You love me.
You're dreaming it.
You love me.
Dreamer... [disappears around the corner]
Hmhm... okay.
[Roslin and the representatives of the breakaway fleet are discussing whether Galactica can become a threat to them.]
: We're not entirely defenseless. Some of our ships are armed. We should take steps to arm the others just in case.
Just in case we want to commit suicide. If Galactica wants to take us down there's nothing we can do about it. Nothing. And nobody in this room should be under any illusions on that count.
For once, Gaius, you can stop manipulating the world and let destiny take its course. If there's one thing we know about human beings with certainty: they are masters of self-destruction.
[Lieutenant Anastasia "Dee" Dualla talking to Adama about his actions after being shot by Boomer.]
ADAnastasia "Dee" Dualla
I don't think the problem is that you've been betrayed, I think its that you feel helpless. You were shot, you were injured, and when you finally had a chance to do something, you let us down. You made a promise, to all of us...
Mr. Gaeta? I want to see all recon material on Kobol immediately in my quarters.
[surprised] Aye, sir?
Kobol?
Yes. I'm putting the fleet back together. I'm putting our family back together. This ends now.
S2 E7Home, Part 2
[Onboard Raptor One, transporting a party down to Kobol]
How simple could it be? Okay. We're in the north-northwest continent, quadrant C, sector 2, which...
LMLieutenant Margaret "Racetrack" Edmondson
Oh, for frak's sake, let me see if I can make heads or tails of it.
Look, I marked the terrain as best as I could but we're not... topography's for pansies anyways.
[Commander Adama and Billy Keikeya, onboard Raptor One, discussing President Roslin]
She thinks you'll be President one day.
BBilly
'Scuse me?
That's what she said to me once, that you reminded her of President Adar when he ran for his first office.
BBilly
I don't really know how to respond to that, sir.
Don't let it go to your head. Adar was a moron.
HHelo
So Cally kills Sharon and the old man gives her 30 days in the brig. 30 days for murder.
CSCaprica Sharon
They don't see it as murder, Helo. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That's what you're not hearing. To him, to the president, to all of them Cylons aren't people. I'm not a person to them. I'm a thing.
(On "Earth" (a representation of Earth's night sky found within the Tomb of Athena):
I thought we were in the Tomb of Athena.
I think that was just the lobby.
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