Doc Cottle quotes from Battlestar Galactica (2003)

I find it absolutely amazing you people went to all the trouble to appear human, and didn't upgrade the plumbing.

Roslin

Doctor, I need your help, but it's illegal, dangerous, and a violation of your oath as an officer.

You're a lousy salesman.

Jaw set nicely. You're done here. I'm kicking you out of here and sending you back to work.

Cally

[muffled, with her jaw immobilized] Work? Like this?

You gotta love a woman who can complain even with her jaw wired shut.

I'm not gonna listen to this, you hear me? That man has his hands full down there.

He's singling out Sagitarrons. That doesn't bother you? Doctor, that doesn't bother you?

What exactly is he doing?

I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

Well, now, that's the first sensible thing you've said yet.