No one was supposed to be alive! Our people were supposed to be positioned to cause destruction, not to mop up afterwards! My Two was the Defense Minister's yoga instructor! If you can believe that. And one of the Sixes was a prostitute! But the only one in a position to do any frakking damage was a Five on this ship and he frakked it up! Now the universe still has these cockroaches in it. And we can't have any peace until we step on them all.
“Daybreak Part 2” · Season 4, Episode 22
In this episode: William Adama (6), Galactica-Cavil (6), Gaius Baltar (3), Laura Roslin (2), Virtual Six (2), Number Six (2), Cavil (2), Virtual Baltar (2)
[Tough-Six and Galactica-Cavil drunkenly lament on the failure of the Cylons to destroy the Fleet]
You want a progress report? I'll give you a frakkin' progress report.
Oh, no. Please don't. Please don't.
Oh, come on, it is spectacular. Doral blew himself up, causing minor damage to a minor hallway. And Boomer jettisoned the water, and then, she personally found loads more water. [Laughs] And then she shot Adama, but not very accurately, since she loved him. And then, Leoben, he got obsessed with Kara Thrace, and then was captured and airlocked. And my sister Six utterly failed to discredit Baltar and his dreamy hair and destroyed our frakkin' cover in the process. And now Simon...Simon killed himself, really killed himself, out of resurrection range, without blowing up the ship that he lived on because he couldn't imagine life without his little human wife and his little human daughter because he loves them...
Stop, stop, stop.
Guess I'd better.
Yes. They're all letting me down.
Why are they letting you down, One? What's the x-factor? [She takes the bottle] You can't declare war on love. [She leaves]
I think I already did. Hey, where'd the bottle go?
[Caprica-Cavil and Simon hear Starbuck and Anders having sex]
CCCaprica-Cavil
What are they doing?
NFNumber Four/Simon
You need a doctor to tell you that?
CCCaprica-Cavil
Oh, for God's sake, why?
NFNumber Four/Simon
Why? He loves her.
CCCaprica-Cavil
He loves her?
NFNumber Four/Simon
Vigorously.
CCCaprica-Cavil
But she's beneath him.
NFNumber Four/Simon
[listening to Starbuck's moans] Not necessarily.
SGShelly Godfrey
Baltar, he...he helped us so much on Caprica.
Are you attracted to this human?
SGShelly Godfrey
No!
Because the other Six was addicted to him.
SGShelly Godfrey
I am not addicted to him! Baltar is a brilliant man, yes, but you should have seen me. I was brutal with him, I pushed him!
You pushed him? My dear, if you pushed him you would have sent him through a wall! Oh look, an airlock. How handy.
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