Cally Tyrol quotes from Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Baltar

I'm not trained for this kind of thing. I've never fired a gun in my life.

I haven't fired o­ne since basic.

Baltar

You?

Cally

I just joined to pay for dental school.

Cally

But I've known the Chief for years. He's no toaster!

Baltar

He was involved with Lieutenant Valerii, who most certainly is a toaster.

That word is racist. I don't like it.

Cally

Sure, he showed some bad judgment getting involved with her, but that doesn't mean he's a toaster! You've got to help him.

Say something, Gaius. Tell her you won't have racial epithets used in your presence.

Baltar

I'm very sorry. I was going to tell the Colonel there's nothing I can do. The Cylon detector I developed doesn't work. Clearly.

Cally

No. You've got to help him.

Your child's gonna be half toaster. How does that make you feel?

Baltar

Nothing would make me happier.

Jaw set nicely. You're done here. I'm kicking you out of here and sending you back to work.

Cally

[muffled, with her jaw immobilized] Work? Like this?

You gotta love a woman who can complain even with her jaw wired shut.