[Batman subdues Falseface after seeing through his disguise as Nelson Nash]
How did you know?
Not enough pimples.
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You think my face looks bad? Wait till I'm done with yours.
[in pain from the virus] Impossible. After all I've done, Kobra wouldn't...they couldn't...
What did you expect from a pack of vipers?
You risk your neck to save me.
It was not your time. When you die, it will be by my hand, and my hand alone.
Thanks. I...guess.
That's the best you can do?
I'm only human.
I keep forgetting.
PCDr. Peter Corso
Flaky flakes? They're for children aren't they?
ACApril Corso
I have a feeling you've never tried them, even when you were a child yourself.
PCPeter Corso
It's that obvious, huh?
BBullwhip
Don't just repair me. Make me stronger, less vulnerable too. And don't hold back understand?
PCDr. Peter Corso
[coldly] I understand. No holding back.
So get this, my school counselor says my problem is I lack direction.
Go to the hall of records, I'm showing a break-in at their databank.
Somehow I don't think that's what she meant by direction.
Do you think there's a connection?
Is Jar-Jar lame?
CCCory Cavalieri
Hey! Watch it!
Or what? You're gonna bop me with a flaming sword? Get a life.
That's all you can find for Eldon Michaels? An address?
I searched everywhere for information about him. I found nothing. Not even a birthday.
Maybe he really is from outer space.
[Batman got shot by a lazer gun on the chest and a batarang hit Eldon Michaels's gun away from his hand]
Ow! That hurt!
"Ow! That hurt?"
What this, a word processor?
It's a TYPEWRITER. IT belonged to Philip K. Dick, the greatest writer who ever lived?
You're a writer?
Well duh!
It's not easy to give up being God.
I guess you'd know.
It all started a long, long time ago, in a cosmos far from Earth...
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