[flying the Batmobile for the first time] This is unbearably cool!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You scratch it, no allowance.
Not exactly a fast learner, are you?
You don't like the water, do you?
This better be good. What happened?
Someone's been interfering, and this is the second time.
Who?
I don't know. He wore a costume. Black and red.
[as his skin starts peeling off] Batman!
The Batman?
[angrily] What difference does it make?!
[noticing his face falling apart] What's happening to you?
I have a condition. I trust you'll be discreet. I'm sending you on a new assignment: find this Batman and kill him.
He has an accomplice. I heard him speak with someone over a radio.
Then do them both! I'll pay you whatever you want.
No wonder I like working for you.
Now I suggest you leave. It's not healthy to be around me when I'm shedding.
[Batman is saved from Inque in the nick of time by Bruce, sporting the Grey Ghost's hat and goggles]
What took you so long?
A sudden case of shyness.
[after blasting Inque with Mr. Freeze's freeze gun] That's it - you're showing me everything!
I hear you wrangled yourself a new errand boy.
I never wrangled anyone. You all came to me.
Maybe for once you should try to talk someone out of it.
Would it have worked for you?
[Barbara smiles]
Lay off him, Nash. Don't you have anything better to do?
You think I'm afraid of you, McGinnis?
I don't know. Are you?
[Nelson glares at Terry]
[turns to Willie Watt] He's not worth it. [turns to Terry] But you are, McGinnis. Someday.
It belongs to Nelson Nash. He goes to Hill High.
Do you know anyone who has a grudge against him?
The line starts with me and goes around the block...twice.
FWFrank Watt
When I get my hands on the jerk who stole that GoLeM, I'm going to make him sorry he was ever born.
[bitterly] Maybe he already is.
DDottie
Didn't nobody ever tell you not to come into Joker territory without some kinda' tribute?
I got somethin' for ya... A Joke.
SSpike
Alright then, make me laugh!
What's two stories tall and eats Jokerz?
SSpike
What?!
[Cheerily, as he points to the GOLEM standing behind the Jokerz] Him!
[The GLM steps out of the shadows, Jokerz look scared, one tries to hide behind Willy]
You're not laughing.
How are you doing this?!
With supreme satisfaction!
FWFrank Watt
Sure caused a lot of trouble. Guess that means he's not a wuss anymore.
Take a good look, Doctor. I've been like this for nearly fifty years, and I haven't aged one day. I have become what many men have dreamed of: an immortal. And yet, there hasn't been a day, an hour, a minute, I haven't thought about death. It obsesses me.
SLDr. Stephanie Lake
Remember, there may be some momentary discomfort.
Save your breath. I am neither afraid nor capable of being comforted by banal words.
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