GMGarbage Man 1
Was that Batman? Dumpster diving?
GMGarbage Man 2
A fella's got to eat.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Something's wrong. He's not eating! Why isn't he eating?
Maybe because you're trying to feed him through his nose.
Here's the bio and civics.
Thanks, hon. What about the math?
It's coming, keep your shirt on.
I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.
We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.
Beats Algebra.
BSBlade Sommer
And how's our little A+ doing?
He's sleeping. You'll hardly know when he's around.
BSBlade Sommer
Forget it! Jurgen has this new vid I wanna check out. [leaves]
I want a divorce!
Do you have to keep lugging that thing around with you?
I need the grade.
Even real parents with real children find ways to get away for a night.
I tried leaving it with my mom but she said she was too young to be a grandma.
What about your brother?
I tried that too, and I caught him shooting rubber bands at it. Hey, you know maybe you could...
[Bruce turns and glares at Terry]
Never mind.
The poor kid's going to cry until he shuts down.
Its cries are computer-generated right?
Yeah, so?
That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.
Then I can set the Batmobile to scan for it, can't I?
Uh huh. Unless they've already made an omelette out of him.
Oh, hey!
This is getting old, Batman.
Look who's talking.
CCarl
But Ma, dad's not dead. He just ran off with... [she hits him]
Don't ever talk that way about your father!
[holding the Eggbaby] Here, give it to Mama! It kind of reminds me of when you two were little... [Eggbaby continues crying] Get rid of it!
[after hearing about the influence of genetics on behavior] But, what about free will? I mean, I'm not going to believe that everything I am was completely decided before I was born.
Is being Batman just giving me a suspicious nature?
Yes.
ZZeta
I was created for one purpose - to destroy. I do not wish to destroy anymore.
[after Zeta removes his weapons] Now, isn't that a load off your chest?
[Zeta doesn't respond]
We'll work on your sense of humor too.
ZZeta
I decide who I want to be.
After you.
You don't trust me?
You were out to kill me, remember?
There are worse things than an honorable death.
Betcha it's a short list.
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