Max Gibson quotes from Batman Beyond

Max Gibson

How do you do it?

Terry McGinnis

Do what?

Max Gibson

This hero thing?

Terry McGinnis

It's easier for me. I've got the suit.

Max Gibson

No. How do you save the world... [excitedly] and not tell anybody?!

Terry McGinnis

I can tell you. You can tell me. That's why I'm glad you found out...partner.

Terry McGinnis

Let me see if I got all this: Jurgen is breaking up with Blades so he can see Chris, but Chris is interested in Eric, who doesn't want to date anybody. Now wait a minute, that doesn't sound like Eric to me.

Max Gibson

It's not. You're thinking of the other Eric.

Terry McGinnis

Aw, man, there's two of them now?

Max Gibson

See how important these little updates are? Without them, people would start wondering why you don't know what's going on at school anymore.

Terry McGinnis

I should just tell them I'm busy chasing renegade synthoids and living heads.

Terry McGinnis

Neither do I.

Terry McGinnis

So the judge was lenient, I'm glad.

My dad cooperated in every way. Of course, he won't be home for a while, and there's that fine...

Terry McGinnis

Yeah, I heard you lost the car.

You meet more interesting people on public transportation.

You know, I've got my sister's car while she's out of town. You ever need a ride, I'm there.

Terry McGinnis

You never made that offer to me.

Max Gibson

Maybe 'cause you're spoiled.

Max Gibson

Here's the bio and civics.

Nelson Nash

Thanks, hon. What about the math?

Max Gibson

It's coming, keep your shirt on.

Terry McGinnis

I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Max Gibson

We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.

Nelson Nash

Beats Algebra.

Terry McGinnis

Is being Batman just giving me a suspicious nature?

Max Gibson

Yes.

Max Gibson

Do you think there's a connection?

Terry McGinnis

Is Jar-Jar lame?

Terry McGinnis

So what'd you think of it, Howard?

Been there, done that.

Max Gibson

He was talking about the movie, Howard, not the snack bar.

Bruce Wayne

Have you seen anything?

Max Gibson

No.

Bruce Wayne

Then why do I need you?

Max Gibson

Have you seen anything? [Bruce scowls]

Max Gibson

I'm staying. I want to find Terry, too.

Bruce Wayne

Go home.

Max Gibson

Make me.

He expects me to work even harder while he's gone!

Max Gibson

Why?

He always thinks something bad's going to happen the minute he leaves town. [sky lights up] And somehow he's always right.

Terry McGinnis

She was in the Batcave once.

Max Gibson

That's more than I can say.

Max Gibson

Bruce Wayne. Some father figure.

Maybe she's not so far off.

Terry McGinnis

Charlie was 18 and I was 14. My folks were breaking up and he and I were being angry kids, busting windows, shoplifting. Then Charlie decided to prove himself to this big gang and he dragged me along on a heist. I didn't even know what we were doing till he was climbin' in the window.

Max Gibson

But you went in, too?

Terry McGinnis

Never said I was bright. Next thing I knew, the cops were shouting "Freeze", and I was doing 90 days in juvie. That was a slap on the wrist next to Charlie. He was in prison for three years.

Max Gibson

And that's why you've been running around with guilt ever since he rolled into town. You don't owe him anything.

Terry McGinnis

He's my friend, Max. And he's gonna die if I don't do something.

Max Gibson

You're not going to bring him to his senses. He needs to do that himself.

Terry McGinnis

Maybe I can at least keep him alive until he does.

Terry McGinnis

You haven't told me what you think Max.

Max Gibson

You mean do I agree with the old man? That's not something I try not to make a habit of.

Terry McGinnis

Me too. The problem is he's usually right.

Bruce Wayne

What about the suit? Did he have it with him?

Max Gibson

He dropped it. I got it right here.

Bruce Wayne

I'll be right over.

Bruce Wayne

Don't even think of putting it on.