Batman quotes from Batman Beyond

Bruce Wayne

It's not easy to give up being God.

I guess you'd know.

Bruce

Why weren't you watching your back?

I was too busy watching my front. Am I supposed to have eyes everywhere?

Bruce

Only if you want to live to a ripe old age.

You don't make it sound too inviting.

Who do you want to be?

Dak

Maybe Blight or Spellbinder. Or somebody in the Royal Flush Gang.

Are you serious?

Dak

Hey, they did what they wanted and didn't let anyone tell them what to do!

Dak

What are you doing?

My explosives.

Dak

You sure this is going to work? I mean, if you use too much you could blow up...

You think Blight would've worried about something like that?

I don't even know your name.

Dak

It's "Dak."

Dak? It sounds like a throat lozenge.

Bruce Wayne

What kept you?

They had an Ace in the hole.

Bruce Wayne

Luckily, so did I.

I couldn't stand it anymore! The constant comparison! Do you have any idea what it's like living in someone's shadow?!

Actually, I can relate.

Bruce Wayne

Anything broken?

If I said yes, could I go home?

Bruce Wayne

No.

Haven't we danced this waltz before?

Humor me.

Titanium. The strongest alloy known to man. It's unbreakable.

Nothing's unbreakable if you apply enough force!

He expects me to work even harder while he's gone!

Max Gibson

Why?

He always thinks something bad's going to happen the minute he leaves town. [sky lights up] And somehow he's always right.

Inque! Last time I saw you, you were washed away in a storm!

Inque

And now I'm rainwater fresh, Batman!

Max Gibson

Bruce Wayne. Some father figure.

Maybe she's not so far off.

I am vengeance...I am the night...I am...Batman!

(to the viewers) Listen, everybody. As we tell you The Legend of Batman The Musical Play.

(to the viewers reading with a tuxedo) In the city plagued by crime there is but one man dedicated to eradicating this disease, his name is Batman. (spotlights Batman singing)

[singing] Batman!

Batman!

Batman!

There is a song the good folks sing!

Song the good folks sing!

Batman!

About a hero on the wing!

Hero on the wing!

Batman!

I am Gotham's Darkest Knight, the villains' darkest fright, turn on the signal light, (with Male and Female Chorus and Robin) for Batman! Batman!

Bruce Wayne

[to Terry] You hate me, don't you?

Terry McGinnis

Lighten up. It's your birthday.

Bruce Wayne

Don't remind me.

Good work, Caped Crusader! Once again, you've saved our fair city from those vile miscreants!

They were no problem, Commissioner! For as we all know, criminals are...[singing] A superstitious cowardly lot! They plan and plot but they always get caught!

Their evil plans all come to naught! (with Terry McGinnis singing) A superstitious cowardly lot!

Terry McGinnis

C'mon, took me weeks to get tickets for this show. It's schway.

Bruce Wayne

It's schw-arbage. [gets up and leaves]