Bruce Wayne quotes from Batman Beyond

Where do I start?

Bruce

Well we've got a rough idea where the house is, and we know the underground rivers can take you almost anywhere in the city. That's the good news.

And the bad news?

Bruce

Everything else.

I think it's some sort of military vehicle: real fast and maneuverable.

Bruce Wayne

So stop them.

That's easy for you to say.

Bruce Wayne

I had to shut down the computer when Vance’s program tried to get in. If you want out of the cave, you're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way.

Terry McGinnis

You're kidding.

Bruce Wayne

None of the Robins ever complained.

Bruce Wayne

Those cars are stolen.

Terry McGinnis

I guess that's my cue.

Bruce Wayne

Oh, and Terry, there was one other thing.

Terry McGinnis

[grunting] Yeah?

Bruce Wayne

Your mother called. She wants you to pick up some milk on the way home.

Terry McGinnis

[grunting] Milk?

Terry McGinnis

You should see this place. Antiques. Relics. You'd be right at home.

Bruce Wayne

Cute.

Terry McGinnis

How do I tell her no?

Bruce Wayne

You're asking me for advice on handling women?

Terry McGinnis

Ah. I see your point.

Terry McGinnis

I can't believe I got her involved in this!

Bruce Wayne

Now you sound like Batman.

Terry McGinnis

What?

Bruce Wayne

I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count, and like you said, there's no way you could've stopped her.

Mad Stan

You're just contributing to the problem, man! Playing hero, just for another blurb on the 11 o'clock news!

Bruce Wayne

Be careful, McGinnis. Once he's on a rant, he's unstoppable.

Thanks for telling me now.

Bruce Wayne

These people believe that anything they can't explain is magic.

Terry McGinnis

And naturally you don't believe in that kind of thing.

Bruce Wayne

Of course I do. I've seen it all. Demons, witchboys, immortals, zombies... but this thing, I dunno, it just feels so... so high school.

Bruce Wayne

[talking about Willie Watt] He's drawn to the school, it's an obsession.

Terry McGinnis

Your area of expertise.

Terry McGinnis

How did you know Robin would get there in time to save you?

Bruce Wayne

I didn't.

Terry McGinnis

Then for all you knew, you were walking into a trap with no way out.

Bruce Wayne

Sometimes you have to.

Barbara Gordon

He wants Batman. That's his price.

Bruce Wayne

If he wants Batman, he can have me.

Bruce Wayne

I wouldn't blame you if you stayed home. Not after what all those ingrates have been saying.

Terry McGinnis

I didn't get into this for gratitude. I have a feeling you didn't either.

Bruce Wayne

Tell me, what if you hadn't figured out how Shriek was using the towers? Would you have handed yourself over to him at midnight?

Terry McGinnis

In case you haven't noticed, we've got a suit to repair here.

Barbara Gordon

When he comes, you have to hand him over.

Bruce Wayne

If you take him in, it'll expose his secret. And mine. And yours.

Barbara Gordon

What other choice do I have...do we have? Believe me, I'm acutely aware of the ramifications. I have a husband running for reelection. How long do you think that'll last once this hits the Web? No one can protect us this time, Bruce. He went too far.