Terry McGinnis quotes from Batman Beyond

Max Gibson

Here's the bio and civics.

Nelson Nash

Thanks, hon. What about the math?

Max Gibson

It's coming, keep your shirt on.

Terry McGinnis

I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Max Gibson

We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.

Nelson Nash

Beats Algebra.

And how's our little A+ doing?

Terry McGinnis

He's sleeping. You'll hardly know when he's around.

Forget it! Jurgen has this new vid I wanna check out. [leaves]

Terry McGinnis

I want a divorce!

Bruce Wayne

Do you have to keep lugging that thing around with you?

Terry McGinnis

I need the grade.

Bruce Wayne

Even real parents with real children find ways to get away for a night.

Terry McGinnis

I tried leaving it with my mom but she said she was too young to be a grandma.

Bruce Wayne

What about your brother?

Terry McGinnis

I tried that too, and I caught him shooting rubber bands at it. Hey, you know maybe you could...

Terry McGinnis

Never mind.

Terry McGinnis

The poor kid's going to cry until he shuts down.

Bruce Wayne

Its cries are computer-generated right?

Terry McGinnis

Yeah, so?

Bruce Wayne

That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.

Terry McGinnis

Then I can set the Batmobile to scan for it, can't I?

Bruce Wayne

Uh huh. Unless they've already made an omelette out of him.

Terry McGinnis

Oh, hey!

Terry McGinnis

Is being Batman just giving me a suspicious nature?

Max Gibson

Yes.

Terry McGinnis

That's the best you can do?

Bruce Wayne

I'm only human.

Terry McGinnis

I keep forgetting.

Terry McGinnis

So get this, my school counselor says my problem is I lack direction.

Bruce Wayne

Go to the hall of records, I'm showing a break-in at their databank.

Terry McGinnis

Somehow I don't think that's what she meant by direction.

Max Gibson

Do you think there's a connection?

Terry McGinnis

Is Jar-Jar lame?

It sounds to me that Mr. Wayne really does respect you but that he has a hard time showing it.

Terry McGinnis

Why do you think that is?

Maybe some trauma in his past.

Bruce Wayne

By the way, exactly what did you say in that group to get Payback so mad at me? You must've given quite a convincing performance.

Terry McGinnis

Who said anything about performing?

Terry McGinnis

So what'd you think of it, Howard?

Been there, done that.

Max Gibson

He was talking about the movie, Howard, not the snack bar.

Bruce Wayne

When I was younger, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time.

Terry McGinnis

What'd you do?

Bruce Wayne

I stepped over them.

Terry McGinnis

Smooth.

Bruce Wayne

I thought so.

Terry McGinnis

She was in the Batcave once.

Max Gibson

That's more than I can say.

Terry McGinnis

Guys, this is Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow. Charlie was always scheming about how he was going to make it big and the name stuck.

Charlie Bigelow

And T.T. is Tiny Terry, 'cause he was always thinking small.

Terry McGinnis

Dana, you remember Charlie?

Dana Tan

I remember who he is. Do you?